When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess”
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today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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there are like 2 thousand people on earth how crazy is that
youre a little off there friend
ok maybe 3 thousand
better
(Source: dan-vs-theworld, via urbancatfitters)
